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Vance and Geoffrey discuss college football, SEC, Big 10, Big 12, PAC 12, and Power 5. We also give our gambling wagers for listeners to lose money on, guaranteed.
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12 hours ago
12 hours ago
50 min
Ep. 64: "WEEK 0 - WWEEEER'EEE BAAAAAACCCKK (Ehlinger) WEEK: ITS HERE YA'LL!!! Futures bets, memorable soundbites, LFG"" Belichick on the map Week 1? Lock it. Klein + Avery Johnson's family? Bet it. MF CHUCKY TO NEBRASKA?!?!?! MORTGAGE. COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!! HERE IS WHERE I PUT THE HASHTAGS BC I WAS TOLD TO #TexasA&Mfootball #GeorgiaFootball #collegefootball #cfb They totally work...

Nov 26, 2025
Nov 26, 2025
51 min
Wivawy Week (Rivarly Week) IS UPON US. Pretty sure we discuss some of that, and we also explore a bunch of sound effects! HAPPY HOLIDAYS
HERE IS WHERE I PUT THE HASHTAGS BC I WAS TOLD TO
#TexasA&Mfootball
#GeorgiaFootball
#collegefootball
They totally work...
HERES THE PICKS:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=0#gid=0

Nov 20, 2025
Nov 20, 2025
43 min
Listen to Geoffrey be wrong about everything, stadium experiences, soundbites, WEVE GOT IT ALL.
HERE IS WHERE I PUT THE HASHTAGS BC I WAS TOLD TO
#TexasA&Mfootball
#GeorgiaFootball
#collegefootball
They totally work...
HERES THE PICKS:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=0#gid=0

Nov 13, 2025
Nov 13, 2025
40 min
EEYOOOO MATCHUP BREAKDOWNS...done the way we want to do them....philosophically. Not really, there's some analysis, WAY too much introspection for Vance's taste, but it's great stuff. CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND LISTEN!!!!

Nov 6, 2025
Nov 6, 2025
33 min
Expert analysis. Quality bets. Foolproof logic. WEVE GOT IT ALL HERE
Also heres my bets (not updated with the 2,200 aggie ML bet yet):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=34550878#gid=34550878

Oct 23, 2025
Oct 23, 2025
59 min
OBVIOUSLY THE MONEY IS FICTIONAL MONOPOLY MONEY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND THIS IS FAIR USE (kinda)
WEEK 9 IS UPON US!!! Let's get ready for my dreams to come crashing down baby!!! NOW FOR THE BOOMER HASHTAGS:
#cfb
#collegefootball
#hayneskingisvarsityblues
No one will actually click on this link, but I've been posting my bets and winning totals, live, for 4 years. You can follow it here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?usp=sharing

Oct 16, 2025
Oct 16, 2025
51 min
Wed Wivva Wivary Recap. ALL THINGS COLLEGE FOOTBALL. EXTREMELY GOOD GAMBLING ADVICE
#cfb #collegefootball #LFG

Oct 9, 2025
Oct 9, 2025
44 min
Geoffrey calls me emo. I accuse him of violating my Aggie Maroon goggles. We talk college football, upcoming Week 7. We look back at Week 6. No one believes Vance about chucky...
#cfb #collegefootball #noonebelievesyouaboutchucky
Link to the father son video I mention: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oPeSMw-yYlc
Link to the spreadsheet with straight winners: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=0#gid=0

Sep 25, 2025
Sep 25, 2025
50 min
#CFB
#collegefootball
#notsurehowtodohashtags
#A&M
#Georgiafootball
EEEYYOOOOOOOO WE BREAK OUT THE COBWEBS AND WE GIVE RESPECT TO THE DEAD
LISTEN UP FOR MAJOR GAMBLING TIIIIIPPPPERRROONNOOOOSSSS
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=0#gid=0

Sep 19, 2025
Sep 19, 2025
23 min
VANCE TALKS TO HIMSELF FOR LIKE 25 MINTUES ABOUT CFB ITS A GOOD ONE
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DON WON
YO
LAAAF
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=38875397#gid=38875397
